I'm beginning to think that people care about what I say just that bit too much.
You've all gotta realize that I am way too sarcastic for my own good.
I have a really dry sense of humor and don't take a majority of things seriously.
Don't get me wrong, I know when to be serious.
But I'm 15; I don't feel the need to be so boring all the time.
I also exaggerate quite a fair bit. That's a lie; a lot.
Everything's always the 'funniest thing in world'
Or the 'most amazing thing in the world' or the 'worst thing in the world'...
You get the idea. It seems as though most things I say get questioned
Or I get abused for or whatever. I don't expect people to care that much.
I mean I'm flattered that what I say really makes an impact on people's lives but really, give it a rest.
Fuck You number 1: OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON Myspace ITS NOT LIKE Myspace IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ASS.
Fuck You number 2: quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No...no it really doesn't! Fuck
You number 3: To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
Fuck You number 4: Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" or "I'm a fatty" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron.
Fuck You number 5: NOBODY care's about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Fuck You number 6: Quit crying because you're not on someones Top 8. Who cares?!? If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone!
Fuck You number 7: Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole....
Fuck You number 8: 6th,7th,8th graders who have Myspace and look like sluts, and act like whores; Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here And Parents - Quit blaming Myspace for your kid being a hooker, she was a whore before Tagged, and she'd be a whore without it! What does that say about your parenting skills? Think about it!
Fuck You number 9: If you have decided to read this, you are a true Myspace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins, except for the ones about those fucking ringtones....
Fuck You number 10: I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
Fuck You number 11: If you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb!..
Fuck you number 12: Myspace was created to keep up with friends This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you. If this made you laugh, or you agree with it, then repost this with: FUCK U
